Drunk people—they're just like us! They, too, chatter on about their (or other people's) homes. A recent perusal of Texts From Last Night (the venerable blog that publishes random texts that random people compose while they're completely and utterly wasted) revealed many instances where furniture, decorating, and design are referenced in all their bleary-eyed 5 a.m. glory. A robustly contextual, yet by-no-means-exhaustive, list follows the jump. Oh, and as a warning: we had to break out the "bleep-out" pen for one or two of these.
· Texts From Last Night [official site]