We obsessively scoured the archives of the Rants & Raves and Missed Connections sections on Craigslist sites all across the country to see what people are complaining about in regards to furniture and to observe whether a chance encounter at, say, a furniture store might actually bring two star-crossed lovers together. (Naturally, there were quite a few mentions of benches in the oft-raunchy "Personals" section, but since they're extremely NSFW, we abstained from publishing them.) Our rated-G finds unfurl after the jump.
YOU HARDLY SEE A NICE, CLEAN HOME WITHOUT FURNITURE:
EVERY PIECE OF FURNITURE COSTS $5,000:
BOB'S FURNITURE KNOCKOFFS ARE JUNK:
I SAW YOU SHOPPING FOR FURNITURE:
OUR NEIGHBORS RUINED OUR NEW FURNITURE!
I NOTICED YOU AROUND THE FURNITURE SECTION...:
I LONG FOR THE TIME OF NO FURNITURE...:
HISPANICS DUMP THEIR USED FURNITURE OUTSIDE, OMG:
OLD AGE DOES NOT AN ANTIQUE MAKE: