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Furniture Stars in Rants, Raves, and Missed Connections

We obsessively scoured the archives of the Rants & Raves and Missed Connections sections on Craigslist sites all across the country to see what people are complaining about in regards to furniture and to observe whether a chance encounter at, say, a furniture store might actually bring two star-crossed lovers together. (Naturally, there were quite a few mentions of benches in the oft-raunchy "Personals" section, but since they're extremely NSFW, we abstained from publishing them.) Our rated-G finds unfurl after the jump.

YOU HARDLY SEE A NICE, CLEAN HOME WITHOUT FURNITURE:


EVERY PIECE OF FURNITURE COSTS $5,000:


BOB'S FURNITURE KNOCKOFFS ARE JUNK:


I SAW YOU SHOPPING FOR FURNITURE:


OUR NEIGHBORS RUINED OUR NEW FURNITURE!


I NOTICED YOU AROUND THE FURNITURE SECTION...:


I LONG FOR THE TIME OF NO FURNITURE...:


HISPANICS DUMP THEIR USED FURNITURE OUTSIDE, OMG:


OLD AGE DOES NOT AN ANTIQUE MAKE: