Sound the trumpets, alert the masses, let all hell breaketh loose: Curbed National is looking to hire an associate editor to join our team of merry pranksters. Forget all that career-center mumbo-jumbo about being a "detail oriented" "self starter"—we don't even want to see your resume.
What we do want to see is a personality that borders on obsessive—about interior design, at the very least—and a Rolodex that would make Margaret Russell blow smoke. You revere Billy Baldwin—not the actor—and would happily journey across state lines for the Design Within Reach warehouse sale. The ideal candidate shall conceive and produce sprightly, compelling interiors-focused features for the site on a per diem basis and hobnob considerably with the design cognoscenti. This is a freelance gig with commensurate pay; you'll be able to work from anywhere you want so long as you keeps an ear close to ground for all things design. If you think you fit the bill, drop an email to email@example.com with a brief description about yourself and a paragraph or two about why you're interested in the job. If you've got a blog, please include a link to it as well. No resumes, please. If we like what we see, we'll be in touch quickly. Thanks.