Say cheeseball! That would be Tony Parker, of course, admiring his philandering visage in the mirror of a model unit similar to his $8M pad in Lake Geneva, Switzerland. Our friends a Yahoo! Shine have proposed a consolation for Parker if the San Antonio pad he shares with soon-to-be ex-wife Eva Longoria ends up in her name: the unit he purchased in the Du Parc Kempinski Private Residences back in October. The building is currently undergoing renovations through 2011, which gives Parker about a year to up his character to the likes of "princes, barons, aristocrats, diplomats and more recently by Pierre Cardin" who once occupied the 1906 building. File under: when pigs fly.
· Welcome to Tony Parker's $8 million bachelor pad [Shine]
· Eva Longoria and Tony P. in Splitsville: Who'll Get BBall Court? [Curbed National]