Shameless self-promotion may be a sin that unites many an aspiring actor and actress, but perhaps none have been quite so shameless as the self-promotion of a little Barbie-like Los Angeles fixture known as Angelyne the Billboard Queen. That's right—in the early '80s, the wannabe actress and model purchased billboards and published pinup photos of herself on them. (She was later a candidate for Hollywood city council in 2002, if it had indeed seceded from L.A.) In any event, her three-bedroom, 1,810-square-foot home in Malibu has just been listed for $575,000, reports The Real Estalker, in a listing that beseeches: "NEEDS TLC & UPGRADES." You really can't make this stuff up.
· Angelyne the Billboard Queen Sellin' Short in the Bu [The Real Estalker]