Happy Cyber Monday! Let's get the day started off right by deferring to The Gray Lady, which published its semi-shocking Home and Decorating Gifts for $250 and Over listicle yesterday. We pulled the creme de la creme from the Times's selections, which all seem to hail from hinterlands far, far away. $1,600 "Leather Vessel Handwoven Container," anyone (above)? The full photogallery follows the jump.