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Twelve Absurd Ornaments for the 12 Days of Christmas

Ho ho ho, here we go—the severed Santa heads and DIY catastrophes, the sustainable tropical wood carved to resemble a palm tree, the dapper snowmen and their snow wives, the big, cartoon-like animals. To celebrate the American propensity to put anything we damn please on nice, unsuspecting trees, we've pulled a dozen absurd Christmas ornaments from sources near and far. "Me and My Tree," from Etsy artisan GJarvisJewelryetc kicks it off, but if you happen to fancy ornaments without a side of decapitated Barbie dolls, flip through the rest of the photos.
· GJarvisJewelryetc: Christmas [Etsy]