Oh, but it's true. The house above, in Maine, is decorated in full-on holiday lights that are synchronized to create talking motions—lips moving, eyes blinking, the whole shebang. One eyewitness claims to have been so distracted at the mere sight that he veered his car off the road, warning, "let's just say one shouldn't be under the influence of anything while watching this."
VIDEO: TALKING CHRISTMAS HOUSE:
· Creepy, Talking House in Maine [YouTube]