Today in furniture-makers seeing God, a Cleveland, Texas carpenter named Eddie Frega wanted nothing more than to build a table when he was halted by the striking apparition of Jesus in the end of a pine board. “It looked a lot like J.C. Either J.C. or my brother," he told the Cleveland Advocate, adding that he doesn't really know what to do with it. "My wife might take it to church to show around.” Hey, at least he's not trying to profit from it!
· Jesus knot found in Cleveland [Cleveland Advocate via Swamplot]
· Man Sees Jesus in a Rocking Chair and Tries to Profit From It [Curbed National]