In a piece entitled "It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfucker," Colin Sissan writes, "I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal." There's also mention of snorting cocaine off a replica of the Mayflower. [McSweeney's]
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