It was a good morning indeed when we stumbled upon a luxury real estate listing with the words "uncensored and uncut" emblazoned on top. Big ups to agents Ian Adams and Adrian Jenkins, of Australia-based NEO Property, for coming up with the radical notion that sex sells. The property in question: a spectacular waterfront contemporary in the exclusive Aussie neighborhood of Sovereign Islands. It's got a kitchen to die for, a sports bar, and an outdoor spa. But all of these so-called "features" pale in comparison to the oiled-up lingerie model—tied to a chair, no less—and the two skivvy-clad blondes about to get it on in one of the bedrooms. The three thespians star in Adams and Jenkins's carefully plotted-out psychosexual/crime/thriller promo video for the house. UPDATE: If you'd prefer to read a much more high-brow description of the $3.99M listing—and, you know, see actual photos—head on over to the Wall Street Journal, who featured it just last week.
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