Opulence: home decor flash-sales site One Kings Lane has it! Its newest luxury items, Mini Lap Elephants, are now up for adoption by kind shoppers willing to welcome them into their home (presumably those who already own Petite Lap Giraffes). There are two little guys to choose from: the glamorous Penelope (that's her above—she enjoys scented candles and bold, graphic rugs) and the more low-key Brad (who favors cotton bedlinens and tabletop photo frames). Freakishly oversize ornaments around the holidays and freakishly undersize elephants now—what ever will the site think of next!
· Petite Lap Giraffe [official site]
· Ornament Bigger Than Average American Costs Half Average Salary [Curbed National]
· Adopt a Mini Lap Elephant Today! [One Kings Lane]
· Meet Penelope [One Kings Lane]
· Meet Brad [One Kings Lane]