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Got "Self-Inflicted Design Wounds?" HGTV Wants YOU!

Ahem, ahem: "Do you have an interior decorating disaster in your home? Did you attempt a DIY makeover that should have been a DI-Don’t? Has your design dream turned into a nightmare? Then HGTV is looking for you!"

Those uplifting words recently landed in our Inbox as part of a casting call for what we can only assume (and only hope) is a new HGTV series about what we can only assume (and only hope) terrible, no-good, very bad decorating, such as "horrible color schemes, decorating 'themes' gone wrong, 'kitschy' becoming clutter." Because it puts the word "themes" in quote marks, we know this show's got potential. There are no other details as of yet, but have a look at the current details below.

HGTV is NOW CASTING energetic, motivated homeowners in NY, NJ and CT who want to remedy their failed decorating attempts, no matter what it takes! Friends and families of homeowners may also apply—if you think your friend/relative needs a decorating intervention, let us know!
Homeowners, AKA the Design Victims:

• Must have a hideous room (that can be fixed cosmetically). Horrible color schemes, decorating “themes” gone wrong, “kitschy” becoming clutter—all of these are great!
• Must have a family member or close friend who is troubled by the hideousness of the room. (Can be the homeowner him/herself.)
• Must have at least a little sense of humor about the room—willing to take some gentle teasing about it.
• The room may have been designed and decorated by the homeowner, a friend/relative, or even a hired designer.
• Home must be within 60 miles of Manhattan.

If you think you might be a victim of your own self-inflicted design wounds, apply now!

Our design expert will deconstruct your decorating and help you see where things went wrong. Then, let the fun begin! Our host will bring the room down to the bare bones and help you redecorate it—including furniture, window treatments, finishes and accessories—and this time end up with a room you can be proud of!

Taping begins in mid-June, and we are casting ASAP!

To Apply:

Contact Cole Schneider at 303-872-8688