Well, this exists: a totally drab-looking Houston house that's filled with more dolls than an FAO Schwarz store. Amazingly, the listing text acknowledges not a single glassy-eyed toy—not even under the oft-used brokerbabble euphemism "collection." Instead, it extols the property's many virtues, such as glass doors, "lots of windows," beamed ceilings, and a sunken living room. If you ignore it, it doesn't exist, right? See photos of the beaut, which is currently asking $184.5K, above.