Micahel Heick is a special sort of fella who not only wears his heart on his sleeve (we assume) but wears his stereotypes on his front lawn. The Amherst, N.Y., resident has recently erected a sign that says "BOMB MAKING: NEXT DRIVEWAY" because the next driveway, as it would have it, leads to a mosque. Brilliant ol' Heick, who is insisting this is only a town-planning issue, then went on the record by saying, "[t]he sign is not directed at anybody. If they feel it's at them, that's how they feel." Genius, dude, just genius.