Here are some of last week's stories you may have missed due to a network-wide outage that prevented a whole bunch of people from accessing Curbed National:
· Martha Stewart Patio Tables are Apparently Exploding Everywhere
· Six Fascinating Lawn and Garden Products From As Seen on TV
· Man Sees Jesus in Rocking Chair and Tries to Profit From It
· Katharine Hepburn's Connecticut "Paradise" on Long Island Sound
· Topless Woman Adds a Certain Something to Listing Photo
· Diane Keaton Has Launched a Tabletop Line for Bed, Bath & Beyond
· Incredibly Sad, Sorry Outdoor Spaces Advertised on Craigslist
· Five Fantastic Swimming Pools from Ike Kligerman Barkley