This post needs no formal introduction, so let's dive right in, shall we? Of the recent slew of "naked people wanted" ads we've found on Craigslist, here are the best and the brightest:
1) $500 Nudist Roommate Share (Bergen County, Teaneck)
Here's a 50-year-old man searching for someone to rent out a private room in his house while staying "stay nude, nudity, nudism, naturlists, naturlist [sic], clothing optional, naked as much as you want." Tenants "must be clothed when your or my guest come over," and a few years ago he met a guy named Bart at a Walgreens—Bart, if you're reading this and happen to be cool with being naked, please contact your future landlord pronto.
2) $95 ............ SUB HOUSEGIRL WANTED ........................ (Upper West Side)
Let's face it: it's not easy to make it in New York City, much less Manhattan. Which is presumably why this kind gentleman is offering a space in his "very nice" Upper West Side apartment to a female, age 18 to 30, who need only to help with "light housework, possibly some light office work, and general assistance." She also must be OK with being naked and cuddling naked; also, "some light spanking involved." The landlord actually sounds like a nice, civil guy, though: "All races welcome!" 3) 2br - __________________Live "NAKED", Really!_______________________________ (East San Diego County)
Now, on to sunny Jacumba, Calif., outside San Diego, where a basement room in the swank-sounding De Anza Springs resort community is renting for $358 per month. On the grounds: tennis courts, a fitness center, a bar and restaurant, a billiards room, pool, and more. Kind of sounds like Melrose Place, no? Turns out De Anza Springs is clothing optional. 4) $650 ?Seeking NUDIST roommate to share spacious, sunny SFH (Silver Spring/White Oak) (map)
Tony, affluent Silver Spring, Md., is not the sort of place that comes to mind when the word "naked" is tossed into the air, but here's a plea for a nudist roommate to hang with a 51-year-old who enjoys "music, nude beaches, nude socials (i.e., TRUE nudism with others), skiing, working out, reading, socializing, sports (NBA, NFL, MLB, tennis, etc.) as well as quiet times." The house itself is set on a one-acre lot and features a deck, patio, wood floors, "Olympic style home gym," and a fireplace. 5) $650 Great Share - Unique Situation (Freehold Township)
Central Jersey, land of dreams that it is, offers the chance to rent a 12-by-11-foot recently redecorated, furnished room in a house with a guy who seems totally no muss, no fuss: "Great room for rent. Clothing optional environment. Rent includes all utilities." Male, 22 to 35 years, preferred. 6) $450 Great place for a guy only!!!! (Robbinsville)
In nearby Robbinsville, N.J., a "I'm 28 years old, straight (but curious... sshhh don't tell anyone LOL)" man seeks "a guy that's OK with nudity, and has no problem being naked himself" to rent a 12-by-16-foot room in a three-bedroom house. "Perks" include a built-in pook, deck, and BBQ area, not to mention a private bath and a walk-in closet. "Please," he insists, "Only reply if you are a male, around my age give or take a few years, into being naked, willing to be friends, and ready to party !!" · "Crippled, No" and "AIDS, No" Not Acceptable Terms in Listings [Curbed National]
· $500 Nudist Roommate Share (Bergen County, Teaneck) [Craigslist Philadelphia]
· $95 ............ SUB HOUSEGIRL WANTED ........................ (Upper West Side) [Craigslist New York City]
· 2br - __________________Live "NAKED", Really!_______________________________ (East San Diego County) [Craigslist San Diego]
· $650 ?Seeking NUDIST roommate to share spacious, sunny SFH (Silver Spring/White Oak) (map) [Craigslist Washington DC]
· $650 Great Share - Unique Situation (Freehold Township) [Craigslist Philadelphia]
· $450 Great place for a guy only!!!! (Robbinsville) [Craigslist Philadelphia]
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