We have our cousins over at Curbed Chicago to thank for the eye candy above: yup, that's a castle, and yup, it's smack dab in the 'burbs of Illinois. Called, appropriately, "The Castle" (not to be confused with California's "The Palace," of course!), the compound is on the market for $2M after falling from its original ask of $2.4M. Included: the main house, a tree house, a six-car garage, 3.25 acres, and the infinite, enduring satisfaction that you, unlike all the serfs at your feet, live like royalty. We only published the exterior photo because, well, the flimsy interior photos really ruin the regal vibe.
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