Our hurricaned-in weekend turned all the brighter thanks to a tipster who sent in this $450K listing in the central-Florida city of Winter Park. The three-bedroom, 2.5-bath, 1,850-square-foot ranch, built in 1951, is clearly meant to be razed for finer, albeit less shiny, things: "This is a RARE opportunity to build your DREAM home amongst the RICH & FAMOUS!" boasts the brokerbabble breathlessly. Also of note: mature trees (including bamboo) on the property, as well as partial lake views. Say what you will, but it's a really good thing nobody took topless photos of themselves in this one.
· 70 Palmer Ave, Winter Park, Florida [Zillow]
· Topless Woman Adds a Certain Something to Listing Photo [Curbed National]