Vancouver, British Columbia, lovely land of the $42M teardown and crack shacks that look like mansions, is certainly no slouch when it comes to desirable Canadian real estate. Which is why—and this is just a hunch here—one person has taken to Craigslist in search of one of the city's fine dwellings. Yet as said individual can't actually afford to buy one of said dwellings, he/she is offering a fair trade for wealthy folks who may have some spare houses lying around: "In exchange for one of your properties, I will be your personal dinosaur for one year. I will be at your beck and call, 24 hours a day, wearing a dinosaur costume. The type of dinosaur is negotiable." For serious, yo.
· Gawk at Canada's Most Expensive House, a $42M Teardown [Curbed National]
· Spot the Difference Between a Crack Shack and a Mansion [Curbed National]
· Unconventional Offer For Adventurous Homeowner [Craigslist Vancouver via Buzz Feed]