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Porn Bunker to Save the Adult-Film Industry From the Apocalypse

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While the End Times did not, in fact, arrive in May, certain Los Angeles porn people are among the earthly denizens who believe that an apocalyptic event will take place next year. According to CBS Los Angeles, adult-entertainment producer Pink Visual has begun construction on an underground porn bunker so that filming may continue apace even if there is indeed a global catastrophe. And, oh, how swanky it is! Expect fully stocked bars (of course), a stage, and tricked-out production studios. The bunker is designed to hold up to 1,500 people, with employees, actors/actresses, and Twitter followers taking priority. Said a Pink Visual spokesperson:
“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.” Will there also be pink fuzzy handcuffs and tufted pink headboards? Who cares! One thing's for sure: this setup definitely sounds better than riding out the apocalypse in a McMansion in Georgia.

· Otherworldly Real Estate Opportunities Created By the Rapture [Curbed National]
· LA Porn Studio Begins Construction On ‘Post-Apocalyptic’ Underground Bunker [CBS Los Angeles]
· Swank Manse With Bomb Shelter Solves All Judgment Day Needs [Curbed National]
· @PinkVisual [Twitter]