Deciphering from hybrid German-translated-to-English brokerbabble: here's a two-bedroom rental in the southern Austrian city of Graz that's asking around $840 a month. Apparently it's got lots of nice, new-construction-y stuff—a large living/dining area is among its credits—but brokerage Oswald Real Estate preferred a more abstract tactic to the listing photos. Now, make like the guy with the cocktail and take a load off!
· ERSTBEZUGSWOHNUNGEN MIT TERRASSEN/ TIEFGARAGEN/ KÜCHEN [Willhaben via Lovely Listing]