The brokerbabble for this Houston listing is all business—JennAir, GE, stainless this, bamboo flooring that, yada yada yada—but we'll fill in the holes: there's a rocky pool area squeezed into the nook of the layout's "U" shape, a bathroom clad with prosciutto-colored marble, and a mannequin-filled media room that appears impossible to get out of. Call it adventures in space planning at its best! The two-bedroom, two-bathroom, 2,843-square-foot house, which was built in 1979 and appears to have been modernized since, is asking $229,900.
· 7514 Apache Plume Dr, Houston [HAR via Swamplot]