Awash in bright colors and garish patterns, this Miami Beach mansion hit the market yesterday for $3.7M. Sadly, that price doesn't seem to include the complete interior renovation that would be required to make this place livable again. The master bedroom in particular—with its all-too-obvious mirrored walls and ceiling, multiple flat-screens, and heinous patterns—would have to be replaced with something less tacky. So who is responsible for this peculiar pile? According to The Real Deal, the owner is Playboy photographer Jarmo Pohjaniemi, who has been living and working out of Miami since 1992. The Finnish-born former model has not commented on his reasons for selling the six-bedroom manse.
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