According to the brokerbabble for this Bourne property on the Cape Cod Canal, boats passing are so close you could "Reach out from your water-side deck and almost touch them!" There's a Jason Bourne joke in there somewhere, but we're at a loss. Anyway, the "quintessential Cape Cod home" built in 1925 includes five bedrooms, two baths in 2,283 sq. ft. The .26 acre property is located across the street from "child-safe" Gray Gables Beach. What, no Dodge Boat in the canal? Oh,well. The water-side deck, beach stone fireplace and "Oh! The Views!!!!" are yours for $699,900.
· Listing: 160 Jefferson Road, Bourne [Kinlin Grover Real Estate]