While it's hardly a surprise that any and all corporate bodies are looking to make a dollar off the holiday season, some companies have missed the touchy-feely marketing ploy by a mile, and others—well, let's just say that some brands should never attempt holiday promotions. Ever. Take, for instance, these Jersey Shore ornaments on sale at MTV.com. Call it old-fashioned, but it seems pretty obvious, personally, that Snooki and The Situation's abs should stay far, far away from Christmas dinner, let alone something as sacred as the family tree. Anyway, find more terrible ideas above, including a condom stocking and a couple of boozy Christmas trees that put all others to shame.
· All Holiday Trimmings coverage [Curbed National]