Comedian Larry the Cable Guy, that's Mr. "Git-R-Done," has been trying to sell his backwoods compound for more than nine months without success. The $1.5M, seven-acre property is located in Sarona, Wis., some two hours outside of Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minn., and enjoys 440 feet of frontage on Long Lake, along with a dock and swimming platform. Inside, there are three bedrooms and 3.5 baths, a towering wood-lined great room, and a bunch of taxidermy, including a black bear that seems to be climbing up one of the beams. Now, presumably Larry could lower the price to entice a sale, but he might not be too desperate to sell. After all, this geographically central location provides a good base from which to launch cross-country tours—note the motor coach at the ready—and the guy is worth upwards of $50M, so carrying costs likely aren't a problem. Plus, he spends his winters in sunny Sanford, Fla. Still, a price chop may be what's needed to move this lakefront compound.
· W3403 Morningside Road [Zillow]