It's fair to assume that the "most kick-ass fucking roommate that ever lived" has had a long and prosperous nine months. As you recall, he's the 25-year-old who put out an F-bomb-laced Craigslist ad looking for a housing share in San Francisco last August. Calling upon his experience as a "professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies in New York Fucking City," the MKaFRTEL, as he shall henceforth be called, extolled a long list of selling points to prospective roommates: "I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT." He also demonstrated his racism-less worldview: "A lot of people ask me, 'Hey, you're from Alabama. Are you racist?' And, the answer to that question is, no. I'm not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I'm a secular humanist. I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE."
Anyway, it seems humor site Funny or Die has found the MKaFRTEL. Watch the parody below.
The Video:
· "Most Kick-Ass Fucking Roommate That Ever Lived" Seeks Home [Curbed National]
· The Best of Craigslist Vol 4. Best. Roommate. Ever. [Funny or Die]
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