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New John Deere Mowers Signal Coming Robot Apocalypse

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Those that hate the arduous task of lawn maintenance might find the new John Deere automatic mower too good to resist. But that's how they get you. First the robots lure us into complacency as innocent looking vacuums, making us think it's ok to let them roam without supervision. But before we know it, they have weaponized themselves with rapidly spinning razors and their takeover of the human race will be too far along to stop. Sure, this is probably going to be a really popular Father's Day gift. But don't say we didn't try to warn everyone.
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