McSweeney's creates the platonic ideal of a vacation rental: "There is also a living room with a family living in it and a kitchen containing three full toilets and a bag of ice." And: "My washer and dryer are located in aisle 7 of the home improvement store three blocks away, between the butcher and the petting zoo." Plus: "The pillows are only for show." [McSweeney's]
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