A curtsy to the tipster who sent along a listing for a three-bedroom, 1,300-square-foot Hawthorne, N.Y., home that's asking $300K as a short sale: according to the brokerbabble, the place is a "great value" but the "property needs TLC." And, perhaps, an aspirin and a beer in the morning?
· 315 Warren Ave., Hawthorne, N.Y. [Zillow]