Here's something for New Yorkers looking for a deal: a guy wants you (provided you're not a, in his words, "sixty year-old midget") to pretend to be his girlfriend in exchange for a $600/month room. No romance involved—you'd "just look like a couple in front of the landlord and his wife!" Also, "no visits allowed except family on occasion." [Craigslist via Gawker]
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