Here's a $100K Philadelphia listing that is not only "HUGE!!!" according to the brokerbabble, but also "well kept by tenants who will vacate premises prior to settlement." Definitely. That is, if "well kept" also means "totally run down and not cared for at all" and "this is what your house looks like when you watch infomercials all day." Now, is the guy on the bed here the famous "motivated" seller? If so, let's just hope he skips whatever that "free bottle" is and opts instead for something more useful, like ShamWow. Have a look above.