A guy who just moved to D.C. seeks housing—in a manic, 3,800-word Craigslist ad that took him three-plus hours to compose. He, his wife, and their dog are hoping to find a free room in exchange for, well, sprucing it up for the next tenant: "We are relying 100% on humanity. We are not out to MOOCH, or take from anyone!" [Curbed DC]
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