Behold this Harrisburg, Pa.-area Craigslist ad for a "reliable couch and lifelong friend," which some funny person is selling for $50. "Over the years," they write, "it has never let my butt reach the ground [...] and its beautiful, unstained, floral design will remind you of the great outdoors without the bees or pollen." [Craigslist Harrisburg]
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