Let's take a look around listing photos from Cape Cod, Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket to find examples of the strangest, the weirdest and the most terrible of them all. Come across one that we missed? Hit the always anonymous tipline!
Like peanut butter and jelly, booze and waterbeds are a natural pair. We don't know if the bottles and chunky wood bed come with this $439,900 Bourne listing, but anything's possible.
A tipster sent in this Provincetown listing and it was difficult to select just one of the terrible photos. Alas, we went with the clothes-and-stuff-blocking-the-door shot, a true classic.
Per the brokerbabble, this West Dennis listing is "Fine as is, and a great project/renovation opportunity as well." Yup, that wall looks completely fine.
Apparently, there was a major fire at this Bourne property back in 2003 and no improvements have been made since. Ten years later, "owner says sell!!!" Instead of photos of the charred listing with "Peek-a-boo views of Eel Pond," here's a shot of some random people on a beach.
He was about to stop playing the video game, get up off the couch and out of the way, but the man in the mirror said to stay put ("And no message could have been any clearer"). The Oak Bluffs listing is asking $405,000, minus the gamer.
· This Week in Strange, Weird & Terrible Listing Photos Archive [Curbed Cape Cod]