Some hilariously incomprehensible brokerbabble from a DC house asking $878,500: "Martha Stewart must've married a marine; she brought the brush, he the muscle. They consulted the sun on exact placement of healing light; steadily northern, but behaving differently moment to moment, never the same house twice..You are Master and Commander of Flagship Victorian filled with beauty and brains, quiet thunder, placid rolling waves. Zeus must've married Nefertiti, Athena rents below." [Curbed DC]
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