Just days before Shark Week kicks off: "A five-foot dead shark was discovered in front of the entrance to the Sea Dog Brew Pub on South Water Street this morning and removed by the town's Department of Public Works." The shark was dumped in front of the downtown eatery in the early morning - employees left the restaurant around 3 a.m. through the front door and probably would have noticed if they'd had to step over a fish corpse. According to manager Jimmy Agnew, "That's some serious restaurant mafia (expletive). So weird." [Inquirer & Mirror; photo credit: Jimmy Agnew]