Somebody in Brooklyn is looking for an arch-nemisis roommate, one who is "respectful and financially sound" as well as able to "provide constant combat in the apartment." He writes: "In addition to being able to kick my ass, you should be able to sneak into my room to turn off my alarm clock, play the major and minor guitar chords, and make eggs in other variations besides the omelet." Read on. [Craigslist via Curbed NY]
Filed under: