It took a jury just 10 minutes to decide an Aspen lawsuit was as ridiculous as everyone had presumed. The Aspen Brewing Co. has been found not guilty of violating the city's noise ordinances, after a local couple filed over 30 complaints against the brewery. Of course, if the complaining couple had wanted a quiet retreat, they shouldn't have spent $6.3 million in 2011 on two condos that share a wall with the brewery and are located on Aspen's busiest street. [Aspen Daily News]