Forget alleged turtle torture, the greatest new thing at the Aspen Art Museum is a pair of suggestive concrete sculptures called "Florian" and "Kevin." Looks like the new $45 million museum designed by Shigeru Ban just loves courting controversy, as the artist that created the massive rooftop gourds intended them to resemble parts of the male anatomy. Museum patrons are invited to sit or recline (but not stand) on the phallic art. Oh, Aspen. [Aspen Times, Curbed Ski, previously]