Let's take a look around listing photos from Cape Cod, Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket to find examples of the strangest, the weirdest and the most terrible of them all. Come across one that we missed? Hit the always anonymous tipline!
"Repair-Renovate-Rebuild" and retch.
"This house is a stones throw from Pinecrest Beach recreation area and has lovely views of the pond" and the stunning signage.
Meanwhile, over in West Yarmouth, "STUNNING and unobstructed views of Lewis Bay" are "mesmerizing views from almost every room in the house." Yup, almost.
"Nostalgic cottage charm!" for $575,000, deck dwellers (probably) not included.
Thanks to this "private back yard," the neighbors will never know you were too lazy to drag the lawn furniture in for the winter.
· This Week in Strange, Weird & Terrible Listing Photos Archive [Curbed Cape Cod]