Say, for instance, you were warbling by a well and then—WHAM!—you realize your stepmother, the queen, is out to kill you for some mystery reason. Rather then spend time wandering about a forest, almost getting killed by huntsmen or lumberjacks or whatever it is that's on hire by the queen, and then falling into a crowd of dwarves, consider instead buying this quintessential fairy tale cottage in England's Worcestershire directly. For £300K, or about $495K, this thatched dwelling, built in the 13th century, comes with a "garden wc" (water closet! fun!), garden shed, exposed beams, a gigantic inglenook fireplace, bread oven, and an awesome gabled master suite. Check it out.