Zayn Malik, better known as The Guy Who Just Quit One Direction And Is Now Trending On Social Media, was reportedly seen checking out a £2 million mansion called "The Hertfordshire," which sounds like something J.K. Rowling would have made up. Having exited the boy band, Zayne is now (by default) a man, and he must know that being a man means owning a boring-ass house in the suburbs. Good for him.
· A new direction! Ex-1D star Zayn Malik and fiancee Perrie Edwards view £2million, seven-bedroom mansion as it's claimed they 'plan to marry as soon as possible' [Daily Mail]