Have a nomination for a jaw-dropping listing that would make a mighty fine House of the Day? Get thee to the tipline and send us your suggestions. We'd love to see what you've got.
Location: New York, N.Y.
The Skinny: This mind-boggling apartment in the Trump Park Avenue building would be worth a peek just for its light-devouring black granite kitchen, but really, that's just the tip of the gilded iceberg. When the brokerbabble's reference to a "mint apartment" is equally applicable to color of the main hallway's wallpaper as to the condition of the home, that's definitely a sign that things are about to get weird—and weird they get. The Death Star-esque chef's kitchen is aggressively uncheery, with a lighting fixture that looks like a die press poised to crush breakfast into submission, the living area mixes animal print upholstery, gilt ceilings and bad lamps in a wholly original approach to terrible, and the Thassos marble bathroom is as blank as the Void at the center of the universe, and twice as unsettling. The apartment is asking $10M.