Realtor Tom Faison, referred to as "the poet of D.C. real estate listings," talked with Curbed DC to explain the method behind his wacky strategies. "It's gotten ridiculous," says Faison of his brokerbabble. "It's gotten to where my goal is to say absolutely nothing about the house. What really made me start doing it years ago was getting so tired of reading 'This house has a front door. And a really nice stove.'" Read on. [Curbed DC; previously]
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