About 1.5 hours from the small Colorado ski area of Powderhorn Mountain Resort near Grand Junction, Kessler Canyon Ranch just hit the market for $35 million. Originally built as a private ranch, it's currently being used as a western-themed resort and man does it hold up to the gun-toting, hunting-camo stereotypes. Sitting on 35 square miles of land, guests have access to a five-star, eight-bedroom hunting lodge, a six-suite guest house, five guest cabins, and of course there's also an owner's suite. Don't expect any hippie-mediation crap here; this place is full of guns, animal heads, and fishing. Amenities include a skeet shooting range, a boat dock, a wine tasting cellar, something called the "Poseidon Spa," a "Safari Lounge," and a massive rod and gun room that could hold the next NRA convention. Up your ally? The property can continue to be run as a resort or be converted back into a private family retreat.