Not only dangerous to yourself and others, drunk topiary-ing is often the expression of deep childhood trauma and a stack of Architectural Digest's sitting precariously close to a half empty bottle of gin. Below, find the work of 14 folks who should have their gardening shears permanently taken away from them—or at least put on a stern time out—from the amputated head of a seal to unimaginable monsters.
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