Really, it was only a matter of time before someone honored Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's gargantuan megalomania with a celestial, highly kustomized house of worship. Taking into account both the rapper's well-documented infatuation with architecture and his reality star wife's equal appreciation for flashy real estate into its design, the blue prints for the "Kimthedral"—drawn up by news site Grantland—are based off a, uh, "real" story from the National Enquirer, which insists that "Kanye West is planning the ultimate post-wedding gift for his new bride, Kim Kardashian—a cathedral!"
So what might the Yeezus tabernacle include? At least one "god-sized" statue of the rapper posing as Brazil's Christ the Redeemer, as well as an entry way that lets the devoted literally walk right through the couple's mouths. Inside, there are a few selfie-ready frescos, as well as a baptismal tub for "blessed-ass babies." Bow down before the entire collection of blue prints, this way.
· Behold the Blueprints to the Kimthedral, Kanye West's Altar to His Beloved [Architizer]
· All Kim Kardashian posts [Curbed National]
· All Kanye West posts [Curbed National]