Curbed NY has travelled up the mythic Mount Brokerspeak, fasted for three days, and come back bearing tablets inscribed with the first forthcoming apartment listings ever written about a space for rent in New York City. In these ads, the amenities count "occasional water" and "non-aggressive rodents" and the prices are "relatively affordable, compared to, like, diamonds or something." Below, get acquainted with Big Apple real estate at its most depressingly honest:
· Imagine If New York City Apartment Listings Were Honest [Curbed NY]